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abeckoningcat:

They’ve never been to Budapest.

There were several missions planned there, over the years, but they were either cancelled or sent somewhere else at the last minute.  

It becomes a running joke between them: one of them concocts an intimation of the most bizarre circumstances that occurred on this mysterious ‘Budapest’ mission, and the other pretends to have a completely different recollection of that same event.  They bring it up to one another at the strangest times.

It begins to drive Tony Stark absolutely up the fucking wall, because as hard as he searches either of their records, even going in through the back door of SHIELD’s personnel databases, he cannot find even a hint of this referenced mission.   He’s sure it must have been huge… mind-blowingly huge.  Because otherwise why would they keep talking about it?

He actually begins to keep a small notebook of all the events they talk about, in the hopes it will help him figure out what the fuck happened in Budapest.

“But you won’t kill me. Even if it was just for a second, you’d feel guilty. That’s what makes you different.” 

tooraloora:

Was doodling some bendy anatomy and it turned into Clintasha workout sass time.

Slapped some color on it because why the hell not?

Clint, you’re a shit-head.

natasha-black-widow:

On my left you will see 2 people who are close friends.

On my right you will see 2 people who are secretly a married couple.

clintbartoned:

Budapest: A Black Widow and Hawkeye story.

Clint and Natasha - two master assassins sent to stop a highly dangerous Mutant called Erik Lensher. 
Contains lots of Clint and Natasha making out and having sex 

This was at like 4am and I couldn’t think of an original name for it. I need this movie so bad seriously I’d just die.

n-r0man0va:

“…and you bargain for one man?”

Natasha may have answered one way to Loki when he asked her that question, but she thought something totally different. It wasn’t just one man she was bargaining for. It was her partner. It was Clint Barton. It was her everything and her nothing and all that fell in between. It was the man that kept her sane and made her crazy. It was her solid ground, her rocky terrain. It was someone that until she was almost without him, she hadn’t realized she needed so desperately, and so completely. She may have been bargaining for the life of a man no more virtuous than herself, but he was hers and she was his.

((Not my photo.))

solenn-e:

asked by anon: Clint + Natasha / Harry Potter a.u

Natasha as a Gryffindor, Clint as a Hufflepuff

nyomiowahama:

I like to think that when Clint was sent to kill Natasha he decided to get to know her before taking her out. To see if she was really the cold-blooded killer she was made out to be. And they got into a lot of trouble, and saved each other a few times, and so when it came time for Clint to take the shot and take her out, he couldn’t do it.

nami64:

color meme → Clintasha in blue (asked by gleamofhope)

lettiebobettie:

I gotta take this call, it’s important.

hipstark:

movie poster design » a movie i need

Budapest {2013} - When the world’s best marksman requires a partner for a high risk mission in the bustling city of Budapest, Hungary, Clint Barton (Renner) takes a chance by joining forces with former K.G.B. agent, and stunning redhead, named Natasha Romanoff (Johansson). World renowned operatives tend to have dark secrets and when these two assassins collide for good, the mission gets a little too personal.

“Scarlett is built like a classic Hollywood movie star with the never-ending curves and pouty lips and the golden smile that will drop you to your knees”. - Jeremy Renner

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kkatkkrap:

fluffycompanion:

valerieparker:

st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

widowmaker:

 #SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT#NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE #’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND#AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Internet has been won. Everyone go home. Bye guys. See you never. 

DAT TAG/

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theavengersheadcanons:

It was Clint’s idea to add in “Natalie Rushman’s” modeling photos from Tokyo into her file. 

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